In the beginning, DARPA* created the begginings of teh interwebz
Now teh interwebz were but a shadow of what they now are, and only had some pictures of fossils and shit like that.
And Al gore said "let there be sites" and there were sites, Al Gore saw the sites and seperated the .coms from the .orgs Gore called the .coms commercial sites, and the .orgs non-profit sites. This was the first step towards the creation of trolling. Gore saw this and it was good
And then Gore said "Let there be sites upon which not just words but images may to be posted and let some of those sites be fucking retarded and full of lame n00bz. And so it was that the first image boards came to be. Gore saw this and it was good.
* Author's note, DARPA was the military organization that created the system, ARPANET which was the precursor to the internet.
And Gore said "Let some of the site actually have shit people want to see, and let people surf teh interwebz"
Gore saw this and it was good.
Then Gore said, let some of those who surf teh interwebz be really annoying and make all sorts of racial slurs with the purpose of annoying the lame n00bz out of their n00by little minds.and it was so. When Gore saw this it was good.
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